As anyone who ever saw our Marcus with thick, racist, ignorant, stupid bimbo Danielle Lloyd can confirm, it clearly is possible to fuck someone’s brains out.
Miss Lloyd is a fully qualified nail technician. A qualification which must have brought tears of joy to her parents, Jackie (a bank manager) and Arthur (an engineer). Her stupidity appears to have no limits. An example: when asked on BBC1's Test the Nation, Who was Winston Churchill - A rapper, US President, The PM or King? Miss Lloyd replied Wasn't he the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.
Still, she’s probably a better footballer than her ex, Marcus Bent.
Factoid: Marcus Bent has been relegated with four teams.