Tall. Scottish. Played in England, Scotland, Wales, Denmark, Germany.
Has a GTFABM. Scored twice to complete a second-half turnaround in his first league start against Sheffield Wednesday in August 2007.
I have not got any direct quotes from Chris Iwelumo, but I am pretty sure if I did, they might be on the lines of:
Hoots mon the noo, it's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht.
Donald where's yer troosers?
There's a moose loose aboot this hoose.
Factoid: Chris Iwelumo has played for the "U's" (Colchester United), the Potato Beetles (Alemannia Aachen), the Potters (Stoke City), the Seagulls (Brighton & Hove Albion), the Spa (Cheltenham Town), the Minstermen (York City), The Buddies (St Mirren) and Aarhus Fremad who appear not to be able to afford a nickname.
philghodg
Went to the game last week. Am a potters season ticket holder. Thought the one outstanding player on the pitch was ur Any Reid. Controlled the midfield and looked lively throughout.
Thought we deserved to win though no doubt you disagree!
Long way to go and not saying we are even gonna make the paly offs but am really looking forward to the season - saints tomorrow and then the wanky wanderers next week